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Impossible Mission

afscrome — Sun, 04 May 2008 11:35:00 GMT

During the past three days, key military computer installations of every major world power have reported security failures. In each case, someone gained access to a primary missile attack computer. Only one person is capable of computer tampering on this scale - Professor Elvin Atombender.

Using a fortune he amassed by raiding the computer systems of various financial institutions, Professor Elvin Atombender constructed a vast, underground stronghold packed with computer equipment. There, in seclusion, Elvin spent four years working to breach the security of military computer installations around the world. As you know, he has succeeded.

Our computer estimates that he will break the launch codes and trigger a missile attack that will destroy the world in exactly six hours. This is the amount of time you will have to complete you mission.

California Games

afscrome — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:33:00 GMT

Welcome to California. Home of the most radical sports in the world. Rad, bad and aggro. You're about to hit the beaches, parks and streets of the Golden State to go for trophies in everything from surfing to bike racing. CALIFORNIA GAMES gives you the hottest sports. And the most aggro competition. You even have to pick your own sponsor.

So pull on those knee pads. You're about to get into the most fun you've ever had since Mom hid your skateboard. CALIFORNIA GAMES is going to take you from surf to the turf. From the pipe to the parks. Are you gonna love it, or what?

Super Smash Bros Brawl

Cobros — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:09:00 GMT

Well I see you have joined me for my surprise, a full 2 page NON spoiler review of Super Smash Brothers Brawl:

Before I start I would like to make this very clear: I do own a American NTSC copy of brawl, a PAL Wii, and a PAL Freeloader. I do not own or agree of any modifications to a Wii console. Right now that's out of the way I can start, This is a non-spoiler review (that I have been whipped to do) so there will be no characters or stages that will not be available at the start (except Snake and Sonic).

Brawl, Epic, Need I say more (Strange voice: "Yes") What?... fine. Super Smash Brothers Brawl Is the third Instalment from the famous Super SmashBbrothers series. From the small 8 starting characters of the original to 21 starters In brawl (If you are picky 25 If you count Sheik, Zero suit Samus and Pokémon Trainer) This game all ready boasts greatness, even the graphics tidy look can rival galaxy.

This Game combines all the things you know and love and just tops it off with more characters, stages, items, music, extras and more. since I have said that I might as well talk about them in separate sections.

CHARACTERS:
Old favourites such as Mario and Link are here along with new characters such as Pit and King Dedede(dedededede) all of them have around 6 different costumes (Such as Dark Link or a Fire Mario suit) many people will find a new (If not old) style. A big hit for brawl Is the third party characters, although they are not available at the start, If you try, They can be unlocked in hours. Snake uses a lot of military stuff like grenades and guns, and Sonic? Fast. He jumps high and moves fast with a array of spin attacks.

STAGES:
Battlefield and Final Destination are back (And a relief this time as starter stages) with new stages such as the Halberd and Delphino Plaza, But unfortunately for some, only the odd stage is really big, A bit like the Temple in melee. And speaking of melee, six stages have returned, Like I said, The Temple, Rainbow Ride (nooooooooo) And Yoshi's Island to name a few.

ITEMS:
Items, probably one of the most important elements of this game, most of the old items are back. Like the beam sword, and for hardcore smash fans the envy of all, the bumper. I think there are 2 new Items you should look out for, the Smash Ball (of course) and the Assist Trophies. Many people think these are like pokéballs but I think they actually do something, like Kate and Anna, they fly across the screen dealing damage several times over. But back to the smash ball, it is funny to see everyone running for it, but if you ask me, it’s a great chance to get all the pokéballs and assist trophies, Severely damage, if not KO opponents, then run off with the smash ball and deal more damage.

MUSIC:
Most possibly my favourite feature in this game, with a whopping 258 tracks to collect, and every single one of them, are either ripped from a classic game, or remixed by awesome Japanese composers. Every song I feel is great, and the option to chose how often it appears is great, this was one thing badly needed by both the original and Melee.

EXTRAS:
Unlike Melee where there was only one real extra, trophies. This game has a whole area devoted to extras. The vault, a suiting name I think, has all the trophies, along with stickers, classic game demos, challenges, a stage builder, and more. Really I cannot fit enough into this review, I suggest going to http://www.smashbros.com/en_uk/index.html or even youtube to find out more,

Smash bros is a game that Is bursting at the seems of Nintendo goodness, but I must say when I had my first brawl, melee (and like me, even original) veterans, prepare to play a whole new game.

+ Great Gameplay
+ Nintendo Goodness
+ Third party characters
+ Loads of extras
+ Brilliant music
+ Graphics rival Galaxy

Cobros's Score: 98%
For a Wii game you can't really beat It, this game is a must have, even if you are a new gamer.

Images taken from the Game's Snapshot Mode

All Hail The Hedgehog

Where'd that gooey bomb go?

Boo

Brick, Brick, Goomba, Brick, Brick.... WAIT?!?!?

Yoshi's Cookie

afscrome — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:29:00 GMT

Mario and Yoshi are filling in at the cookie factory, and they need your help! As freshly baked cookies roll out of the ovens, you must sort and stack them before they pile too high.

In this fast-paced puzzle classic, line up rows of matching cookies horizontally or vertically to make them vanish. Clear the screen and you’ll move on to a new level of cookie chaos.

Play for a high score or go head-to-head against a friend in the frantic two-player mode. And if you lose, don’t worry; that’s the way the cookie crumbles!

Cruis'n USA

afscrome — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:07:00 GMT

Put pedal to metal and hang on for a wild ride across the highways of America! Race along LA freeways, acros sthe deserts of Arizona and to the nation's capital Washington DC, experiencing the thrills of street racing while taking in famous sights like the Golden Gate Bridge, the Grand Canyon and the White House.

Based on teh hit arcade game, Cruis'n USA features a wide selection of cars, from '60s muscle motors to Italian-styled sports models. Complete solo in a 14-stage cross country marathon, or go head-to-head with a friend in split-screen two-player mode.

International Karate

afscrome — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:06:30 GMT

INTERNATIONAL KARATE is a simulation of a Karate Tournament where two people can play against each other or one can compete against the computer.

During the game, you will fly around the world to various locations.

At all stages of the game you will be watched over by the wise old judge who will award you depending on how successful a hit has been, either a half point or a full point.

Uridium

afscrome — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:06:00 GMT

The solar system has been invaded!

Fifteen Super-Dreadnoughts are draining the mineral resources from the planetary cores, each seeking a different metal for use in their interstellar power units.

Destroy the enemy fighter patrols, neutralise the Enemy Dreadnought's surface defences, then land and destroy each ship!

This Commodore 64 classic developed by 8-bit shoot'em up pioneer Andrew Braybrook is pure high-speed galactic nostalgia.

Mega Turican

afscrome — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:20:00 GMT

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Super R-Type

afscrome — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 21:04:00 GMT

A galactic battle begins!

The BYDO Empire of mutant extra-terrestrials is back - with evil intent and awesome power.

Now the evil Empire is poised to launch a new attack on Earth. Only the revolutionary R-9 stands between these monsters and doom.

Are they invincible? You'll need lightning reflexes, intuitive moves and a big dose of cosmic luck to hold your own! "R" you ready? The mutants "R" ready for you!

Operation Wolf

afscrome — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 21:02:00 GMT

In this NES action game, a port of the hit arcade original, you play a crack Special Forces soldier tasked with parachuting into the South American jungle on a dangerous mission to rescue hostages.

Playing from a first-person perspective, you control a gunsight and use your machine gun and grenades to take out enemies. Each of the six missions has a unique objective, with your performance in each mission affecting the ending. But it's not enough to simply scatter the screen with bullets - you've got to make sure you get as many hostages out of there alive as you can!

The game features different ending sequences (and cash bonuses for your troops!) depending on how many hostages you manage to save. Will the President of the United States be happy with your performance? Put your finger on the trigger and find out!

Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards

afscrome — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 19:45:00 GMT

Kirby’s first 3D adventure takes the powerful pink puffball beyond Dream Land and into the stars, as he fights to save his friends from a deadly new enemy: Dark Matter.

This cute, colourful platformer features all the Kirby action you could wish for. Swallow enemies to copy their abilities – like fire, ice or electricity – or combine different abilities to create even more powerful effects. Try them all for surprising results!

On your quest you’ll explore planets made of lava, water or even sweets; and battle giant bosses as you seek out the scattered Crystal Shards. Kirby 64 also includes three bonus minigames for up to four players.

Super Turrican

afscrome — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 09:16:00 GMT

You are Bren McGuire, on a United Planets Freedom Forces mission to save the peaceful planet Katakis from the Machine, source of all that is cruel and evil in the universe. The only weapon on your side is the state-of-the-art Turrican Assault Suit.

Equipped with multiple weapons, including the incredible Freeze-beam, that temporarily immobilizes almost any enemy, the Turrican Assault Suit gives one man the power of an entire army. Use the myriad weapons and powers at your disposal to fight through 12 increasingly insane levels, free the innocent residents of the planet Katakis, and crush the oppressive Machine.

Psychosis

afscrome — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 09:15:00 GMT

Enter a world created by the mind of a twisted demon in this side-scrolling shooter!

Your soul has stumbled into the evil world that exists in everybody's heart. The only way out is to blast your way past the grotesque creatures that block your path in the 5 Causes (stages). You must face the dangers of this psychedelic world, making full use of 3 Shot types and a satellite option. With power-ups, you can change your Shot type to a wide-coverage Beam, a satellite-generated Laser and more. You can also block enemy fire by rotating the satellites to the desired position.

Will you have the skill to escape this strange and surreal world?

Adventure Island

afscrome — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:06:00 GMT

A mysterious tropical paradise known as Adventure Island is the setting for this side-scrolling action game. The evil Witch Doctor has kidnapped Tina, the true love of Master Higgins. To save her, you must safely guide Master Higgins through eight perilous stages - including dense forests and creepy caves - while defeating all of the enemies in your path. Each area is made up of four rounds filled with enemies determined to stop you in your tracks.

As if this wasn't tough enough, as time passes Master Higgins’ vitality is automatically drained. To keep going, he must eat constantly by grabbing fruit, milk and whatever other goodies he can as he races towards his goal.

Sometimes eggs containing miraculous items will appear, such as axes to throw at your enemies or honey that grants temporary invincibility. Use these items skilfully to help you clear the areas. At the end of each area you’ll face the Witch Doctor, whom you must defeat to advance. Go, Master Higgins, go!

Street Gangs

afscrome — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:06:00 GMT

Street Gangs is the updated European version of the highly-acclaimed Japanese game, Downtown Nekketsu Monogatari, which was originally published on the NES. Downtown Nekketsu Monogatari was a cross-over between a beat-em-up and a role-playing game.

Street Gangs is the story of two friends, Alex and Ryan. The main storyline is to save Cyndi, Ryan's girlfriend, who has been kidnapped by a gang of bad guys. The game uses a side-scrolling fighting style, featuring various different techniques and many weapons. It also has role-playing components to it, as the player will be required to acquire items as well as developing and tracking the stats for their characters. Exploring River City to rescue Cyndi, Alex and Ryan will face the many gangs of the city - and each gang has its own territory and style.

Street Gangs offers a single player mode and a co-operative mode for 2 players. The on-screen text is in English.

Phantasy Star II

afscrome — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 08:35:00 GMT

Hailed as one of the greatest games of all time by fans and media alike, Phantasy Star II is an RPG that features an epic storyline and turn-based battles. Play as Rolf, Nei, Rudo or several other characters as you navigate through the Algo Star System battling the evil Dark Force.

Build your characters, select the right weapons and armour and battle the forces of evil through various missions as you find the right combination of characters to complete each objective. Experience the magic once again in this great sequel!

Eternal Champions

afscrome — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 08:33:00 GMT

This 2D fighting game introduces a host of different characters that met untimely deaths in their time on Earth. Now they have been given a chance to compete against each other, with the winner taking on the Eternal Champion, the ultimate fighter in the universe. If they can defeat the Eternal Champion, they will be sent back to Earth for the opportunity to avenge their death and restore balance to the universe.

Chose from any of nine unique characters with a variety of fighting styles, and bring your best moves to defeat all-comers in your quest to topple the Eternal Champion.

Lords of Thunder

afscrome — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 22:20:00 GMT

Lords of Thunder is a side-scrolling shooter that has you take the role of a legendary warrior, blasting enemies to heavy metal tunes. Enemies are plotting to revive Zaggart, the Dark one, who was sealed beneath the six continents of Mistral. It's up to Landis, the descendant of Dyu, to stop them.

You choose the order in which you attack the 6 stages. Before each stage, select one of four magic sets of armour and use the rystals you collect to buy items. Selecting the right armour for each stage is the key.

Face awesom enemies, including a fire-spewing sea serpent and a giant inset. Whether it's the fast-paced shooting action or breaking into the boss fortress, you'll be blown away by the intensity of Lords of Thunder.

Ghost Squad

Cobros — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 17:24:00 GMT

Ghost Squad is what the Wii has been asking for, a good arcade port. It is a light gun game that can be controlled with either the remote or the zapper. The game is split up into 3 modes. Arcade is just the arcade port with data slots but more about that later. Party is a mode designed for 4 players and is just a tweaked version of the port, but with two hilarious comedy modes: paradise and ninja. Ninja sees you with your gun shrunken and grenades changed to sushi, but the best is that all the enemies are now ninjas. Paradise is essentially the same idea but, your gun is turned into a dolphin water pistol, and knifes to bananas. This time enemies are changed to girls in bikinis (but the thing the developers left out was to change all the male sound effects XD)

The final mode is training and sees you either with 10 bullets, picking off one target as quickly and as accurately as you can - a normal gun picking off targets in different stages (a bit like Link’s Crossbow Training I suppose) - or a standard run through a basement in a time limit.

There have been a lot of people complaining that it is too short, but they didn't count on one thing: Replay Value. As I mentioned earlier, the "saved data" isn't just your high scores - you gain experience like an RPG and level up. Levelling up gives you access to more and more weapons, and costumes. Despite being a on rails shooter doesn't mean it has to be serious. Like I said before the ninja and paradise modes are funny but the costumes can be even funnier, imagine seeing a government squad being lead by a bloke in a panda suit. I have also heard a lot of people say "What's the Wi-Fi then" well unfortunately it is just an online leader board. Despite this it is still a great game.

+ Good port
+ Good Shooter
+ Hilarious at times
+ Replay Value
- No online Co-Op

Guitar Hero 3

Cobros — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 00:04:00 GMT

Right I'll come out with it: £70. £70 is what you pay to get the game and a nifty controller. But I think it's worth it and here is why.
After setting up your guitar you can navigate the Wii menu with the joystick and green button. Anyway on the menu you use the strum bar to move up and down, and different buttons to, select, go back etc. When you load a song in quickplay or career, a guitar neck shows up and the difficulty depends how fast the notes come and how many strings you use. For example: Easy, 3 strings, quite slow; Expert: Insanely fast, all 5 strings. There are three types of notes just to really get you confused. Long, Short and Chords. Long notes are notes you have to hold, short notes you only have to hit, and chords can be long or short and consist of two strings.... or more.
As for the relevance from the notes to the song? Well actually quite good. It sticks to the beat and if you miss a note, your Wii remote yells at you and the guitar element of the song stops until you hit the notes again. For a £70 game, it's worth it. But take my advice: shop around - after a little while I found it for £55 in HMV.

+ Nice controller
+ Good Song List
+ Good Note - Song relationship
+ ALOT Of offers around
- £70