10. The game is too long - surely you have better things to be doing with your time than sitting in front of the television for hours on end?
9. Why on earth would you want to explore inside a giant whale - it would smell for starters and you'd need to be paid after meeting the arrogant girl inside (what's she doing inside a whale's belly anyway!)
8. You play as a guy wearing a silly hat and in tights. To make matters worse, the hat's green. Surely the creative department at Nintendo could have come up with a better colour than green!
7. What happened to the 7 years in the middle of the game! Links Awakening is scorned at for having the "I woke up and it was all a dream" ending, but Ocarina of Time doesn't even have the dream part!
6. You're forced to carry around large amounts of junk for other people.
5. How on earth does Link carry all his items around? The only conclusion I can come to is that his tunic is a Tardis but surely the tunic would weight him down so much - link can barely hold up the Hylian shield!
4. Small annoying Kokiri can stop you in your path, even when you're twice their size and carrying a sharp sword. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to realise that a small arrogant boy should give way to a large man carrying a sword and many other types of weapons
3. You have to smash pots for money. Even worse they come back once you leave the area and come back. What sort of example does this set for our children - vandalise other people's property and it'll return to normal as soon as you leave!
2. The RSPCA will come after you for cruelty to eponas and chickens - that is if the chicken's don't get to you first...
1. YOU CAN'T KILL THE DAMN FAIRY! The game creators allow you to harm animals yet they don't allow you to harm the most annoying of the lost - the one whom it's surely most justifiable to harm.
Seriously, Ocarina of Time is a wonderful game, regularly voted best game of all time, that everyone should have the chance to play during their lifetime. This feature was intended to be a bit of fun taking the piss out of small flaws in the game that caused it to miss the sacred 100% score.