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Reasons NOT to Play Mario Kart

5. It's always sunny. When the weather's particularly bad outside, playing on Mario Kart will only make you wish that you were in the Bahamas, and might push you towards suicide. 4. With Mario Kart Wii now supporting 12 player online battles, fuel consumption has gone up by 50%, and that's...

Posted to Features (Weblog) by afscrome on 04-12-2008
Reasons NOT to Play Zelda Ocarina of Time

10. The game is too long - surely you have better things to be doing with your time than sitting in front of the television for hours on end? 9. Why on earth would you want to explore inside a giant whale - it would smell for starters and you'd need to be paid after meeting the arrogant girl inside...

Posted to Features (Weblog) by afscrome on 04-04-2008

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